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Legalize Everything - Einstein 2012
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Uploaded on 23 Feb 2012

Senator Jefferson Einstein, Junior Republican from South Dakota, eloquently elaborates on the libertarian views which have helped him surge in the polls -- and that he believes will carry him to victory. 

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Find out MORE about Junkie Einstein's voting record as the race for President heats up:

On drug legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cj...
On smoking lettuce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXN...
On prescription medicine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6...
On the existential crisis of not knowing if life is really happening:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-...
On how one can understand the poetry of Congress: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQK...
On the economic benefit of marijuana legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2Na...


Lyrics:

When you look on this stage
Under all these bright lights,
You just see some guys
That you don't really like 
At all, grow some balls
When you choose tonight!

But if you vote for me
You'll be doin the country
A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later
When I legalize everything

I can guarantee you'll be
Much, much more happy
With me
I can satisfy all your needs
For shady activities
As you please, like

Prostitutes and drugs 
Panda skin rugs 
Automatic weapons
Exposin your erections

It's high time
You vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything

Euthanizin old people
Poachin bald eagles
I'll fire the regulators
Of asbestos toilet paper

It's high time for Einstein
I'll legalize everythiiiiing 

If you vote for him
You'll be helpin the nation
- God's favorite nation - 
Live like the founding fathers did
And never have to bother with
Laws against anything

He can guarantee you'll be
Much more happy and free
(Ron Paul: constitutionally!)
If you wanna see tyranny's demise
Realized we should legalize

Newt Gingrich: Public urination
Rick Santorum: Without taxation
Mitt Romney: Buying the election
All: Exposin our erections! 
You got it!
It's high time you vote for Einstein
Einstein: I'll legalize everything:

Extreme religious sex/sects
Interspecies sex/sects
If you're wondering how i spelled those
Then you'll just have to guess ...

All: It's high time for Einstein
He'll legalize everythiiiiiing
Einstein: Every single
Inconceivable
Smokable, drinkable thiiiiiiing

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Ozzy Osbourne - "Mama, I'm Coming Home"

Published on Jun 17, 2015
Ozzy's music video for the song "Mama, I'm Coming Home" from the 'No More Tears' album. http://smarturl.it/Ozzy_NMT_iTunes
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"Mama, I'm Coming Home" is the third song on the 1991 Ozzy Osbourne heavy metal album No More Tears. The song is about his wife and manager, Sharon Osbourne, whom he nicknames "Mama", and his return to her following his imminent retirement. The song was co-written by Zakk Wylde, Osborne's longtime guitarist, frontman and lead guitarist for heavy metal group Black Label Society, and Lemmy Kilmister, frontman of the heavy metal group Motörhead.
Two music videos were created for the single. The first was a surreal video that Osbourne didn't like because he felt the video didn't match the song. He then created a second music video with Samuel Bayer, which was more to his liking. Osbourne compared the effects in the second video to the hazy smoke effect seen in the video for Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit", which was also directed by Bayer. Ozzy Osbourne - vocals Zakk

Wylde - guitar Bob Daisley - bass Randy Castillo - drums https://youtu.be/UCOC1YwNwZw

AYE! Call Me Maybe - Geordie Cover (Call Me Da'lin)

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Published on Aug 27, 2012

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Our cover of call me maybe in Geordie slang. LYRICS BELOW:

A hoyed a wish in the well

Don't ask us al' never tell

A looked at you as it fell

But now y'in me way

 

Swapped me soul for a wish

Coppers and quids for a kiss

A wasn't lookin for this

But now y'in me way

 

Your stare was hawlding

Ripped jeans, skin was showing

Canny neet (night) the wind was blowin

Wher y'think your ganin da'lin

 

Here, a just met y'like

Nd this is mental

But heres me number

So giz a ring will y'pet

 

It's solid to look right

At y'da'lin

So here's me number

So giz a ring ill y'pet AYE??

 

Y'took the mick with the call

A tuk no time with the fall

Y'giv us bugger all

But still y'in me way

 

A beg n borra n steel

T'take y'out for posh meals

A didn't na a wud feel

But now y'in me way

 

Your stare was hawlding

Ripped jeans, skin was showing

Canny neet (night) the wind was blowin

Wher y'think your ganin da'lin

 

Here, a just met y'like

Nd this is mental

But heres me number

So giz a ring will y'pet AYE? OY A HAMMA AWA HERE WEY AI

 

Before y'swanned into me life

A proper missed y'

A proper missed 'like

A proper geet missed y'like pet

 

Before y'swanned into me life

A proper missed y'

A proper missed 'like

A proper geet missed y'like pet

 

Here, a just met y'like

Nd this is mental

But heres me number

So giz a ring will y'pet

 

It's solid to look right

At y'da'lin

So here's me number

 

So giz a ring ill y'pet WEY AYE PET

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